I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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