super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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