So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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