He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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