How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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