haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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