I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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