you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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