You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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