if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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