Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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