Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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