They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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