There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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