Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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