i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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