I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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