It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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