This is not my ceiling
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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