Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Hippo gnu deer
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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