two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Pooping to opera.
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