K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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