Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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