I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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