Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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