Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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