If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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