Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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