I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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