Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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