gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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