so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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