no, he came in my armpit
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize