if only i could text you this smell
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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