i just wanna soil my oats bro
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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