So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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