the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My bed smells like the plague
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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