been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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