it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Houston, we have a blender
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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