i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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