maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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