Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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