There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Come share oat with me in your robe
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I love you.
Bad choice
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