My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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