did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My life is pants optional.
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