I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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