remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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