You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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