just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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