Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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